A Trough of Memes to Stick Your Snout Into

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    mood Me at 6am Me at 6pm Me at 2am
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    Dad, please stop. You never make good jokes. I made you My point still stands. You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
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    rach @rachdele · 18h exactly like paris M
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    I told my mom about you She's worried. what did she say
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    Mom: why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza? Me: sure The whole family after dinner : ALL YOU CAN EAT
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    its crazy how little $1218 gets you at the grocery store nowadays PNY Goldfish CHEDDA cCain SPOCHETTES ee Cheese fromages BANED CUTTES AU FOUR 160 EFORCE RTX 1080 Splenda XLRE
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    I'M OFF TO CLUB BED FEATURING DJ PILLOW AND MC BLANKY
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    Joe Barton @JoeBarton_ Very much enjoying that this Mediterranean washing machine has special settings for if you spill tomatoes, wine or olive oil on yourself prendas oscuras roupa escura algodón algodão camisas/business +prelav. express 15 min. sintéticos 보 tomate vino vinho aceite azeite +prelav. -mix delicado/seda 40 6 lana lā
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    Nate Follow @thenatewolf One time someone broke up with me 26 hours after getting their first pair of glasses. 18:05. 15 Jun 24 .97.9K Views
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    How it feels to drink beer instead of eating dinner Made by @drinkwarmbeer
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    I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic! 1987 Recording of the last Kaua'i '' trying to call a mate not knowing he was the last of his species. The pauses are for the female to join in the duet. These birds mated for life: Do men even have feelings?
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    Waking up early Going to get Coffee
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    @ 90% 90% @ 89%
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    Caelan Conrad @CaelanConrad I'm obsessed with people who intentionally alter recipes in a ridiculous way and then get mad it didn't turn out well. "I substituted mayonnaise for heavy you did WHAT SHARON cream" SHARON SMITH says: January 27, 2022 Carrots have waaaaaay to much sugar so replaced them with shredded kale. Cake turned out rather nasty so two stars. Unsure what went wrong but its to dry also. Helpful (0) Report Reply Hide Replies Betty Crocker Very good Icing I just didn't realise that
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    Unpopular opinion: Broccoli edition There is literally nothing negative you can say about broccoli, elite vegetable
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    *Me mentally preparing myself to leave the house* *Also me 3 hours after I was supposed to leave the house* @Dissociative Diaries
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    jacob @cloutsocks thinking about how hedges aren't green and soft and fluffy all throughout the inside but instead look like this Raven aka Hazel @RavenWorks jacob I have bad news for you about people
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    what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am: obe
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    Ron Iver @ronnui_ "I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery
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    God knew I'd be too powerful if I had conversation skills
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    When it feels like a waterpark when you first slip it in
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    PJ Vogt ❤ @PJVogt If anyone figures out the right answer to "how are you doing" please let me know.
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere Don't hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like "don't fill up on bread," that's super confusing and I don't need that stress in my life
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    Me to myself Don't buy useless things, we are not rich
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    optimism survivor @abraveturtle serious question: when someone's telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
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    If you're secretly in love withme you should tell me Not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because it's really good for my eqo
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    emma magenta @BrainPornNinja I just want to thank all those who've destroyed me into the person i am today 8:09 am 25/4/16 Twitter for iPhone ill View Tweet activity 13.5K Retweets 22.8K Likes
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    (heavy breathing) Hot single crusaders in your area.
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    ANOTHER CELEBRITY ON THEIR WAY TO TELL ME I NEED TO DRINK FROM A PAPER STRAW TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT
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    When you're the hottest girl in Psych ward relapse row
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    I AM UNIVERSALLY LOVED DISLIKING ME IS A CHARACTER FLAW

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